A Telegram bot that only speaks when a brand-new token throws up genuine honeypot/scam red flags, a new exchange listing actually holds after the hype, a fresh meme-coin launch clears a real safety bar, a funding rate breaks its own statistical range, a wallet move is actually big enough to matter, or a headline is confirmed by the market actually reacting to it. No dashboards to babysit, no firehose to mute.
Anyone can pipe a raw feed into a chat. The work is deciding what's worth interrupting you for — this is the whole product, in plain terms, before anything else.
The same GoPlus Security check meme-coin alerts already use, but standalone — this one surfaces a brand-new token's honeypot, mint-authority, blacklist, and LP-lock findings directly, whether or not it's pumping. One genuine hard flag (like a honeypot) is enough alone; weaker signals need two together before they're worth a message — indexing-lag noise ("data not available yet") never counts toward that on its own. Want to check a specific coin any time? /check <symbol or address> gives you the full read on demand, including disambiguating between look-alike tickers.
Binance's own new-listing announcements are watched directly, and Coinbase, Kraken, OKX, and Upbit are watched for a brand-new symbol simply appearing on their books; either way, the price is tracked from the moment it's actually tradeable. Only alerts if it's moved a real 5%+ within 30 minutes of going live — confirmed the same way a news headline has to be, not just reported.
DexScreener surfaces fresh pairs across Solana, Ethereum, Base, BNB Chain, and Robinhood Chain in their first hour; a real volume spike is only the entry ticket. Every candidate then has to clear a GoPlus Security check — holder concentration and LP lock/burn — before it's worth a message. Off by default (/memealerts on to enable) because this category is inherently higher-risk than most of the others, even filtered.
Every reading is compared to that same pair's last 180 samples on Gate.io, OKX, and Hyperliquid. A rate has to be a genuine statistical outlier — not just nonzero — before it's worth a message. Cooldowns stop one stuck extreme from paging you every 15 minutes.
BTC moves are watched live from the mempool at a size threshold, Ethereum flows are checked against 22 known addresses across six major exchanges, and Hyperliquid trades are flagged only when a single trade is bigger than 99% of that pair's own recent trades — so "whale alert" means an exchange inflow/outflow or a genuinely abnormal trade, never just a big round number.
Major outlets flag a candidate story — that's the entry ticket, not the alert. It only fires once the tagged coin's price actually moves a real amount within the following hour. A story everyone's covering that the market shrugs off never reaches your chat.
Not mockups — this is the exact text format the bot sends, straight from its formatter code.
Every alert's outcome is tracked automatically, 1h and 24h later, and averaged — live, not cherry-picked. This is average absolute price movement, not a "win rate": a whale-flow or funding alert doesn't predict a direction, so claiming one would be overclaiming. "How much did price typically move afterward" is the honest, non-manipulable number instead. Categories below are the ones with enough alerts so far to be worth showing — the rest are still building sample size.
0.89% avg move, 24h after — based on 1,180 tracked alerts so far.
2.37% avg move, 24h after — based on 15 tracked alerts so far.
2.46% avg move, 24h after — based on 26 tracked alerts so far.
Researched live at launch. Squelch does a handful of things — token risk screening, confirmed exchange listings, filtered meme-coin launches, funding/OI extremes, whale flow, confirmed news catalysts — rather than a whole terminal, and prices accordingly.
| Service | Focus | Price / mo |
|---|---|---|
| Squelchthis | Token-risk screening + exchange listings + meme-coin screening + funding/OI extremes + whale flow + news catalysts, Telegram | $19 |
| Whale Alert Premium | Whale transaction feed | $29.95 |
| Coinglass Hobbyist | Full derivatives dashboard | $29 |
| CryptoQuant Advanced | On-chain analytics platform | $39 |
Crypto only — no card, no bank, nothing beyond the payment itself ever collected.
Opens a hosted checkout page for your $19 — pick from 300+ supported coins (BTC, ETH, USDT, and more), pay however you'd normally hold it.
No form, no email, no login on our side — the checkout link is the only thing tying the payment to your invoice.
The bot activates your month the moment the payment is received. Usually minutes.
/invite gives you a personal Telegram deep-link. When someone subscribes through it, you get paid — real money, not a discount.
Of their first payment, credited the moment it clears. Applied to your own subscription by default, or switch to cash-out mode and take it as an actual crypto payout via NOWPayments once you cross one month's price — genuine side income, your choice.
Every alert type in this bot started as someone's "I wish it caught X." #alert-requests is where that happens now — tell us what would actually help you trade, and it gets read, not filed away.
No — and that's by design, not a bug. Every category is gated on a real statistical or safety bar, so a quiet day genuinely means nothing worth interrupting you happened. A wall of alerts every day would mean the filters aren't working.
Nothing automatic. Alerts simply stop until you run /subscribe and pay for a month yourself. No stored card, no surprise charge — ever.
Yes — /stop, instantly. No retention flow, no "are you sure," no dark patterns.
No, never. It's read-only — it only reads public market data and sends you a Telegram message. No API key, no wallet connection, no trades placed on your behalf, ever.
/alerts turns any of the 6 categories on or off individually, any time. Take exactly what you want, nothing you don't.
See what it actually sends you before a single dollar moves. Cancel any time with /stop — no retention flow, no dark patterns.
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