Real text, word for word, straight from the live bot — not mockups. No Telegram account needed to read this page; you'll only need one when you're ready to open it for real.
The same steps as this page, as a short video. Tap to play.
Tapping "Open in Telegram" anywhere on squelchalerts.com takes you straight to Squelch's bot profile inside Telegram — this is what a brand-new visitor sees, verbatim.
One tap. No form, no email, no phone number beyond what Telegram itself already has. This is the actual reply, word for word, followed by a checklist of every alert type. Nothing is sent until you tap Start my alerts.
No dashboard to check, nothing to refresh. These are two real alerts pulled straight from a live conversation with the bot, same evening.
Not everyone wants every category. /alerts shows your current settings and lets you flip any of the 12 on or off, any time — no dashboard, no settings page, just a chat command.
No install, no dashboard to learn, nothing else to set up. Tap once, and this is what your chat looks like from now on.
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